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BREAKING NEWS: RnR Fighter Trailer Park is currently doing ghost boxing in his steamy hotel bathroom – needs to lose 6 pounds by 5:30 p.m.

Hey yo, what’s up everybody? It’s your Trailer Park boy here. I have to do this last minute workout. Ghost boxing. I have to sweat six more pounds before 5:30 tonight, or else I’m going to have a new opponent. That means I won’t fight Gumby again if I don’t hit 159. I was 165. But damn it, six pounds ain’t shit. I’m in the bathroom right now fucking sweating with the tub and the shower. But anyway, it’s not shit. Tune in tonight. Fights start at 8. I think I’m number 15 on the map right before the main events start. Your boy is going to put on a fucking show whether he fights Gumby or some other dude that weighs 170 pounds. It does not matter. He’s a nameless guy. So Gumby or no name. I’m gonna put on a fucking show…

I showed the video to resident wrestling expert KB and asked if it was possible to lose weight by then and he said, “Easily, you can do it in 2 hours.” (Not that I don’t trust him, but I found this article that said it’s not uncommon for guys to lose 20 pounds overnight if need be. #health). For someone with a will like Trailer Park, I have no doubt he’ll be able to pull it off. I just hope he has enough energy left to kick Gumby’s ass.

It’s been a hell of a year for my favorite RnR fighter of all time… He’s got new teeth and is slated for permanent implants all thanks to Dave Portnoy, he had the most beautiful baby girl (born just a few days ago!!!!), he went through the training and landed another big fight. No matter who he faces and no matter how big he is, he will have the biggest heart in the ring. I can not wait to be there.

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